My farang friend and I decided to get out of Bangkok for a few days, so we took a 2 hour taxi ride to Pattaya, Thailand. Everyone who’s been to Thailand knows what Pattaya is all about, basically, party, drunk, drugs, girls, sex, and rock n roll! But this time I actually invited 2 girls from Bangkok to join us.

We stayed quite a bit off the main beach road strip, in Mantra Resort. It was a really nice hotel, pool, sauna, steam, gym, and all. Anyways, that 1st night when we all come back home very drunk, I go into the bedroom with my hottie thai teen, we start kissing, rubbing tits, rubbing cock, and get our fuck on, she’s giving me a great blowjob kinda half-deep throating my hard drunken cock, and I’m reaching down rubbing on her beautiful titties. This girl is actually about 22 or 23 years old now, but I call her my “thai teenie” because I’ve known her for a while now since she was 18 years old and I met her outside Nana Plaza parking lot.

Anyways, anything you can imagine happening this night, did happen, blowjobs, eating pussy, warm hard cock into hot thai pussy, etc etc., this is not the funny part hehe…….

…so after we sleep, I wake up with a really strong urge to piss, I go unlock the door (it’s a strange door, like folding out, or kinda of just weirdness), I try to slide it open, swing it open, pushing, pulling, anything, and everything!!! But this damn door would not open, I’m there for about 10 minutes working on it, and i’m seconds away from pissing my pants! Sure I’m very drunk still, so finally I got the idea, fuckit! I grab the garbage can, and take a leak into it, and hide it in the closet LOL.

I go back to sleep like a baby, and next day, we are all chilling in the living room, and I get a sudden flashback of the peeing incident, I’m not sure if that was a dream or not, so I go open the closet, and sure enough, there is a garbage can full of piss! Ewwwwww!!! I know!!! So I grab it and run into the bathroom, lock the door, dump it down the toilet, rinse it out a bit and head back into the living room to watch tv as if nothing happened!!!

I got away with it! To this day none of those 2 thai girls nor my friend knows that happened LOL.

I’ve exposed myself!

-Conor from Dublin, Ireland