I’ve been coming to BKK (Krung Thep), Pattaya, Hua Hin, Chumphon, Phuket and all for about 7 years now and everyone has always told me that I’m a retard for never getting a real Thai soapy massage.

So last yesterday early evening I was finally convinced by a friend of mine to go to Sabai Dee Massage in Pattaya 2nd road, (across from Big C) had a girl named “Ann” (#115) looked way hot through the fishbowl and looked only decent up close. Worst thing was she gave me a fucking blowjob with a CONDOM on! Also, I had to take a piss the entire time because I drank 5 heinekens before going up, so my dick was in it’s tiniest state lol

I paid 2000 baht up front then gave her the nice but unnecessary 500 baht tip

Was a neat, unique, nice experience, but she spoke no english so that kind of sucked too

Anyone have any similar experiences? Pics!?!?!?!

- Bryan, USA

My farang friend and I decided to get out of Bangkok for a few days, so we took a 2 hour taxi ride to Pattaya, Thailand. Everyone who’s been to Thailand knows what Pattaya is all about, basically, party, drunk, drugs, girls, sex, and rock n roll! But this time I actually invited 2 girls from Bangkok to join us.

We stayed quite a bit off the main beach road strip, in Mantra Resort. It was a really nice hotel, pool, sauna, steam, gym, and all. Anyways, that 1st night when we all come back home very drunk, I go into the bedroom with my hottie thai teen, we start kissing, rubbing tits, rubbing cock, and get our fuck on, she’s giving me a great blowjob kinda half-deep throating my hard drunken cock, and I’m reaching down rubbing on her beautiful titties. This girl is actually about 22 or 23 years old now, but I call her my “thai teenie” because I’ve known her for a while now since she was 18 years old and I met her outside Nana Plaza parking lot.

Anyways, anything you can imagine happening this night, did happen, blowjobs, eating pussy, warm hard cock into hot thai pussy, etc etc., this is not the funny part hehe…….

…so after we sleep, I wake up with a really strong urge to piss, I go unlock the door (it’s a strange door, like folding out, or kinda of just weirdness), I try to slide it open, swing it open, pushing, pulling, anything, and everything!!! But this damn door would not open, I’m there for about 10 minutes working on it, and i’m seconds away from pissing my pants! Sure I’m very drunk still, so finally I got the idea, fuckit! I grab the garbage can, and take a leak into it, and hide it in the closet LOL.

I go back to sleep like a baby, and next day, we are all chilling in the living room, and I get a sudden flashback of the peeing incident, I’m not sure if that was a dream or not, so I go open the closet, and sure enough, there is a garbage can full of piss! Ewwwwww!!! I know!!! So I grab it and run into the bathroom, lock the door, dump it down the toilet, rinse it out a bit and head back into the living room to watch tv as if nothing happened!!!

I got away with it! To this day none of those 2 thai girls nor my friend knows that happened LOL.

I’ve exposed myself!

-Conor from Dublin, Ireland

Ok so my friends and I are chillin in Bangkok and want to get hooked up with some hot thai girls. So we hitup Nana Plaza Rainbow 4 bar. Tons of hot chicks, teenie boppers, sexy superstars, everything. Well I’m in the mood for a fresh Issan girl, so I choose my hottie named May. So I paid the barfine and we left. She seemed a bit strange, like drunk or whatever, but I’ve taken her before a few times in the past. So I admit I did notice something strange about her this night.

Anyways, we go bar hopping a bit, drinking more and more. Then I take her to my hotel Royal Asia Hotel room in Sukhumvit soi 8, we have some really nice hot steamy thai sex twice. Then afterwards she wants to leave and she keeps calling people, people keep calling her too, like, she knows she’ll get paid and will have money for her Yabba (at least that’s what I assume she was on). So I pay her 2000 baht for the short time. She replied “give me more!!!” I said “what? more what?” (as I was a bit confused since I already paid her well). She said “give me more money!!!, NOW!!! 4000, 5000, no, 9000 baht!!!!” and she grabbed my wallet and went for my cash…. she managed to get some, but then she pulled my keycard out of my slot, and the power went out. Then she went into my bathroom, got into my toiletries bag and came after me with my scissors. I was scared as FUCK! She’s chasing me around the room in extremely pitch black, I take out my camera, and face it towards her, so I can see her with the LCD screen light… she’s yelling to give her more money and chasing me, finally I run outside the room to find the key, and all my hotel room neighbors were peeking outside their doors looking to see what the hell is going on, I find the key, put into the slot so the lights come on, and she drops the scissors and heads to my minibar, she grabs a Heineken to drink, but then she sees all the liquor loaded up into my bar, there’s like 10 Heinekens, Singhas, Changs, etc and even a couple bottles of Sang Som whiskey on top, she takes everything that fits into her little arms. So this entire time I’m video taping on my little Sony digital camera.

The next day I went back to Rainbow 4, and I spoke with 1 of the waitresses there, and told her everything that happened. She seemed quite shocked, but she told me she’d “take care of it”. All the next times I went there again, I never seen her, they fired her for 1 year. But after 1 year I went back, and she was working there again, still looking cute, sexy, pretty, I even bought her a drink, and she was nice to me, I don’t think she remembered anything from that night. Crazy psycho thai girls with sharp scissors, guys, BEWARE!

-Jeremy from Houston, Texas, USA